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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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Comments

TwinkleToes7 15

Cheaters get what they deserve! Why would you stay with someone if they don't satisfy you?? Idiot!

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Hiawassee 9

Lol . But seriously, who puts that shit in their calender ?

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SynysterNero 20

I hope your wife divorced your ass and took all your money.

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ryebread94 9

you deserve it asshole. that's not even FML that karma bitch!

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kidrauhlsimpson 8

What's the point of cheating, idiot. Ydi

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zomgbies 17

You, sir, are a dumbass and a useless piece of shit. I hope she takes everything and leaves you living on the street.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

you get what you deserve you cheating ass

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StyrkerBlu 3

YDI every bit and more of that humiliation you lowlife, cheating, piece of shit, skumbag. Hope your wife cleans you out of finances and home.

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