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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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joaxim 4

All he said is went out with, could be just for a friendly meal. Even if not least shows commitment to the other woman

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EliRose 0

Who records their sex life on their calendar?

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Rookiy 1

Everyone's being so harsh about it. It's not like he's going to learn the errors of his way on fml. If you enjoyed reading it, you enjoyed it, simple. No need to tell people to die...

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daizttgg 9

Die in a hole YOU ASSHOLE! THE ONLY WOMAN YOU SHOULD HAVE EYES FOR IS YOUR WIFE, I HOPE SHE DUMPS YOU ON YOUR ASS AND FINDS A MAN WHO'S NOT COMPLETE FILTH SUCH AS YOURSELF

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koalallama11 6

First of all why would we feel sorry for you because your an idiot who wrote that on the calendar. And second I hope your wife divorces you because thats embarrassing for the wife to find out your cheating at work!!

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