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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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LemonLolly 10

You piece of shit

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LokitaAzulita 4

Wow cheaters always get caught, yu may think yu get away with it but yu never do! Hope yur wife respects herself enough to leave uu

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supasophie99 2

YDI. I hate cheaters so much. You make me sick.

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merrielp 13

My father in law has a special word for people like you... FUCKTARD

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aksweetheart 7

Damn you autocorrect? Haha but you do deserve it for cheating just saying

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TrafalgarLaw_fml 4

If you're going to cheat, have some courtesy and don't put it on the Internet.

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