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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 0

Who knew you FML mods had a soft spot for whiny failures? It warms my heart really.

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beccaishereyay 11

ummm you just got this post published. si now you aré a published author and you got a FML posted. prblem solved :)

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pajamurao 0

took te words right out of my mouth 37

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einaudi 0

Its actually a paradox, 21, not an oxymoron.

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Shokz992 0

I would have said "this past year", rather than "in the last year". Slightly more fluid...

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xundria 5

@29: There should have been a period after 'lessons'. Thank you, come again. :)

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cocopuff96 0

this isnt an fml.... you just got an fml posted so go cry somewherr else.

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bezach 0

exactly not an fml and IDE use proper spekling and gramee but I'm using my upod

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toxicxflower 0

hahah. word. this is why proletariat shouldn't look at the little details otherwise others do it back because it is annoying.

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BadPinkKitty07 0

what-the-fishsticks is up with all the grammar/english lessons? seriously, people go on FML to shut off their brains and laugh, not learn where to insert a comma. *grabs baseball bat, ready to battle inevitable stampede of grammer Nazis*

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ElMetalero 0

completely agree with #4. stop writing stuff and get a job

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dudeitsdanny 9

I agree. Raise your hand if you've ever written a short story, poem, song, nocel, etc., and are unpublished? Exacty.

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Marston21 1

haha jokes on you cuz I'm 12 and a published author :D

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ElMetalero 0

*raises both hands*

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mpserrano 0

if u are then what's your name, and what is a book you have published?

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VeryNice329 0

hey hey 14. I thought I was you for a sec. haha I didn't look at the name right away and read your comment and was like "hey I didn't say that." now I must change my cat :(

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beccaishereyay 11

hand lol but I don't waste my life on it because if it's not published is isn't very good... op...

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dudeitsdanny 9

Savvy- Poetry.com doesn't count as being published. And your page says 25 so I say you're just a compulsive liar. Finally, i didn't say no one here was published. But the vast majority isn't. You just wanted to show off that myspace published your blog.

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airforce987 20

congrats, now your life isn't ****** anymore

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tboudre 0

I hear your motor running!

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sillypuppy 0

Now you are officially a "published" writer. What an achievement! lol

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mynameajenniferl 0

im an unpolished writer, yet several of my works have been published(online) and favourited by many people you just gotta know where to post it try fictionpress.net or fanfiction.net

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MXavierT 0

Agreed with ^. Unless it gets adapted into a book or something.

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boatkicker 4

Remember that any story you put online, whether on fictionpress, a blog, a post in a forum, or anywhere else is considered "published" and most traditional publishers will not accept it.

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LtBrenton 16

Congratulations man o/

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Sirin_fml 46

Hey, there should be a comma after the "hi", O Lord and Saviour.

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