Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best...

By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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By disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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buddy51 23

Sunday 24 February 2013 19:12

The plaque and food particles probably gave your eyelashes extra body! Nice repurposing, OP!

HowieDoIt 21

Sunday 24 February 2013 19:16

Brace yourselves, eye see a lot of puns coming...

Comments

kitsuneluvuh 12

Sunday 24 February 2013 22:33

You deserve it. You don't ever, EVER, use anything on your eyes that hasn't been newly purchased or thoroughly sterilized beforehand, then used exclusively by you. You especially don't use something you just find in a drawer.

katykoolcat 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 22:50

Extra protein for the lashes :D

angelofmusic113 9

Monday 25 February 2013 0:25

Am I the only one who feels sorry for her sister? Cleaning her teeth with something her sister used on her eyelashes. Yuck! :P

mokielove 10

Monday 25 February 2013 1:39

that's what you get using others stuff

karlcolt45 19

Monday 25 February 2013 1:59

well I bet your eyelashes are as straight as her teeth!

SilentRhapsody 13

Monday 25 February 2013 2:16

OP must've be inexperienced in makeup. I have never heard of an eyelash curling BRUSH before. That would've tipped me off the second she mentioned it. Plus, OP must not have had braces. Because those tooth cleaners are pretty standard for brace sufferers.

adorablekristin 5

Monday 25 February 2013 2:21

I'm sorry, OP, but you deserved it. I had braces before and one of those braces cleaning brushes and they do NOT resemble an eyelash curler AT ALL

noelasis94 18

Monday 25 February 2013 3:22

Must have worked well if you used it for years so don't complain

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 25 February 2013 5:02

Sorry for thread-jacking, but I still can't believe our fellow commentors are chewing OP out for not seeing her mistake. I'm ashamed to read about all the lashing out at her. Though this FML has me wired to the thought of having food in your eyes, disgusting.