Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all...

By keerow - 26/02/2013 15:54 - United States

Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML

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You deserved it 2 949

By BulldogHoops - 12/11/2012 05:12 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 418

You deserved it 2 438

By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 456

You deserved it 34 644

By dating a fucking psycho - 14/02/2013 20:06 - United States - Hickory

Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 919

You deserved it 6 034

By AndyAnonymous - 27/04/2012 00:04 - United States

Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML

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You deserved it 22 479

By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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You deserved it 4 632

By HazzaBoo - 07/08/2012 23:45 - United States

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

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You deserved it 2 972

By 7rafe7 - 06/02/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 078

You deserved it 31 044

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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You deserved it 4 347

Crossed purposes

By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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You deserved it 243

twinkletoes747 16

Tuesday 26 February 2013 18:59

I guess he has stylish undies! If he wears any at all. *shudders*

BurningGrannies 16

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:00

Well, it is becoming a trend to wear secondhand clothing and have a beard.

Comments

FlyingTortoise 2

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:23

I can picture a stylish hobo wearing a black jacket with a polo and some boxers.

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:24

In Austin yesterday, I saw a driver give a homeless woman a banana. Good thing she was wearing pants, otherwise, I'd have had to make a U-turn!

vadaaa 11

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:35

I'm assuming that you're not dirt poor if you can afford to give homeless people money. Go shopping OP. And if you are poor, go to the thrift shop. Have someone with good style go with you.

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:39

man you gots to rock out

kinky44 28

Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:24

What? How does that have anything to do with the FML?

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 26 February 2013 21:18

rock out with your **** out...pants less hobo. thank you

HaneenDixon 16

Tuesday 26 February 2013 22:43

35- haha that reminded me of the Stifmeister: "I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my **** out!" xD

Honeybeezzz 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:42

What on earth DO you wear, then? Carpet-pants? A skirt made of old newspapers? A poo-smelling/looking jacket?

JakeyRage 5

Wednesday 27 February 2013 22:06

Well for starters OP doesn't wear any pants.

thatdangmexican 18

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:46

Time for a wardrobe upgrade, OP.

greenie213 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:52

Either you're too cheap to buy clothes, or you have no room to be giving out handouts.

thayde23 4

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:54

Hipster plight 101

Landis7 5

Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:22

You can give free money to homeless people, obviously have access to a computer or phone... And you can't present yourself better than a bum? Pitiful.