Health: Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth...

By Henry - 06/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 10:00

Today, I’m so hungry. My parents only get food for my sister and I’ve been surviving on cheese sticks for the past week. I only have one left. I don’t get paid until next week. I’m so scared I’m gonna faint at the wheel instead of at home, where I’m usually able to sit down and get some water before I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 22:59

Today, my life is so devoid of love and joy that I seriously considered making junk food my full-time hobby, in the hope of getting diabetes and dying from it. At least that would be a pleasant way to kill myself. FML

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By early grave - 17/10/2023 02:30

Today, I discovered that I am going to the store, buying junk food, and eating it almost every night… entirely in my sleep. So much for being healthy and not dying in my forties. FML

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By willtype4food - 10/09/2012 00:45 - Finland

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

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By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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By Billybob - 28/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was meal-planning for the week, and sent my fiancee a grocery list with the stuff I needed. She ignored the list and bought nothing but junk food. I guess we can just eat cookie dough and sugar cereal, and die of diabetes in our fifties. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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newsgit 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:39

Two things: Get a Job: Get a job? You're telling him to get a job? NO ONE is hiring. No, not even McDonalds. Not even Walmart. Getting any job is not an easy thing to do. It also says in the OP that he "is not able to secure a job, meaning he tried and is probably trying. Read, motherfuckers. At least you have food: I HATE this card. When people say "be thankful for what you have, people in [insert 3rd world country] have it worse!" it just pissed me off. With that mindset, NO problem is big enough. Allow me to demonstrate Not a lot of food? Could be in Africa. In Africa? Could be dead. Got a sprained wrist? Could be a broken arm. Broken arm? Could be in a body cast. Body Cast? Could be in Africa. Yes, people are allowed to whine about their problems. They are problems. yes, some people have no shelter, and they should be helped, but someone whose got a problem such as eating nutrisystem for four months ahould be allowed to complain. It's not like you would take his place.

boatkicker 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:47

There isn't a person in the US who doesn't have access to the internet. Why? Because there are libraries with computers and internet all over the country. Having access to the internet doesn't mean that you can't complain about something.

Comments

vega_82 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:12

Dude, nutisystem food actually tastes pretty good, is what I have heard from a couple different people. Just eat it...you've got four months worth of food, you should be counting your blessings. Just don't eat it all in one month.

ButtNekked 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:14

^ Amen, I personally like the Nature Valley bars

allysonrigby 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:22

don't feed the troll

mercedeslove 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:27

at least you'll look good. also fast places aren't always hiring. Before I had problems with this tumor (yay for it being removed Monday) The places around me had no openings because SOOOOOOOOO many people need jobs right now. The FF places are the first one they are going too. Hoping once I am well again there will be some openings. I can gain the weight back.

LOLomgWTF 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:35

Boo fuckity who! Think about all of the starving kids in different countries whenever you whine about what you're gonna eat for 4 bloody months. They would LOVE to eat that!

hjordis 2

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:55

Agreed. We have rice, bread, and cheese at our house, and no way to get anything else until my dad gets paid. I'm glad we have at least that much, so I can eat every day.

newsgit 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:41

so i take it you would have NO problem switching places with the OP. He's allowed to complain.

mzhonesty 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:28

I was put on that diet when I was younger. Their chocolate even tasted nasty. Glad I got a clue and just started exercising more. :

blastvortex 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:38

You can't get a job at all? Or did you really mean that there aren't any jobs that you would be willing to work which are either available to you or that you are capable of performing? Somehow, I have my doubts that it's the former.

boatkicker 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:02

It depends on what qualifications they have. If they don't have anything more than a high school diploma, and no previous work experience, they might not be able to find anything at all. I've applied to every fast food, supermarket, retail, janitor and secretary positions at a bunch of places, restaurants, construction companies.... I can't think of anywhere else to go. The few jobs I have found being advertised require a license, but that costs money too.... besides, I don't have a car anyways.