Love, Intimacy and Animals: Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed...

By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By catlady - 01/03/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML

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By LaurahLunatic - 05/09/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML

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Meow!

By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

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You deserved it 5 236

By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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devendra_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:00

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:09

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

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CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:13

go to a bar. get laid. blog about it in facebook.

J4cks0n 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:18

How old are you?

GriefBacon 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:51

Well seeing as how you are probably 12, that's not necessarily a bad thing.

countrybabe2165 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:39

that's pretty bad I'm 15 and have had guys in my bed

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 3 January 2010 22:27

You really shouldn't be proud of that...

pachy78 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:37

LOL...

DBkkk 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:46

Awwww get fuched

pachy78 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:00

Oh well... guess I will follow that destiny too....

Neferria 0

Monday 4 January 2010 1:56

You deserve it for actually caring about whether or not you have had guys in your bed.

ridikulous 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:30

having sex doesnt make u a **** u tard

ridikulous 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:32

this.

ridikulous 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:34

r u a lesbian?

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Same thing different taste

Good boy, best boy

Meow!

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