By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 162
You deserved it 6 936

Same thing different taste

Top comments

devendra_fml 0

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

Comments

leadrunner751 3

seriously? this isn't FML it is an act if god. cats rock

grampa_pubes666 0

Green Pace can help you with you problem SAVE THE WALES

I don't know your age. If your still a teenager then this isn't an FML. Seriously.

zp123 0

exactly, I'm almost 15 and I haven't had a girlfriend yet and I'm not complaining. Just a shoutout to all you lonely people wasting your time on this website posting FMLs like "It's Saturday and I'm siting home....". Don't just stand there, do something. Anyways for the OP, how old are you? :p Can I have your #?!

ayame_jbomb_2727 0

yeah i'm like 18 never had a boyfriend, don't care bout that, just worried that bad childhood memories will prevent me from ever having a boyfriend, or ever being able to let anyone in bed with me. Face it if your young it means your just setting yourself up to be a **** by complaining that you've never been in bed with any1, who gives a flying rats ass. You really want some dude in bed with you give up your picky pretenses go to the bar in a slutty outfit that flatters your body and flirt like mad, you should be able to pick up at least one guy that ways, believe me the only part of those thing i do is go to the bar, and I have a few guys trying to get in bed with me every time I go to the bar (why don't ask me, I've had to ditch guys on the dance floor, and I don't normally even let them buy me drinks), none of them do though cause I won't let em, I'm not that type of girl and I live with my parents.

itspimpz 0

@11 how do u kno god isn't playing a sick prank "I'll make her ugly and if she doesn't sin by tommorow muhahahaha bye bye earth" and 50 year olds log on to fml?? eewww old people text "wimo? = where is my automobile?"