By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

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Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
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devendra_fml 0

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

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PhillyFox 0

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

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Boygenius50 8

Perdix is the person near the top of the page who, despite the fact that they obviously spends way too much time on this site, always has hilarious/witty comments. I would just respond to their comment but I'm on an itouch and can't figure out how.

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CallMeHush 0

I'm on a touch also, just open fml in the safari browser and use normally. The app is ok but not great.

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Boygenius50 8

Thx so much I got it down now!!!! Thanks!!!!

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bleeeek 0

The only female I've had in my bed is my dog. I'm a girl. 0.o

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Dooms_day 5

well obviously you are not attractive enough.... go become an hero

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racherose 0

There are way too many fml's of people griping about their miserable life. And you're extremely shallow if you complain about not getting laid when you're probably still a teenager.

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somethingnew319 0

dam u a chick n u bitchin tht u havnt had a guy in ur bed...u sound like a future **** to me...most chicks I kno deny that they slept wit ppl to hide it not complain tht they havnt slept wit anybody

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elisabethecstasy 0

Haha wow if it really sucks that bad then find a guy. I sleep with my kitty all the time (:

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