Love, Intimacy and Animals: Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed...

By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

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By catlady - 01/03/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML

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By LaurahLunatic - 05/09/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML

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Meow!

By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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devendra_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:00

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:09

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

Comments

bostonfan 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:03

YDI for sleeping w/ your cat

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 4 January 2010 5:46

Well, was it GOOD pussy at least?

Boygenius50 8

Monday 4 January 2010 6:23

We gotta start like a perdix fan club or something I've seen some of your other comments too. He's a beast. And based on your username your probably aware that INSIDE THE FIRE FTW!

darienlake 0

Monday 4 January 2010 19:27

not a bad thing at all. send me your picture, age, and location and we can see if i can help you out with your little problem :)

badgirl842 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:19

"There are way too many fml's of people griping about their miserable life"?! Seriously?! That's what this website is FOR, dude! FML=**** my life! Why ELSE would this site be here if not to complain about the things that annoy you! :D

krysilis 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 3:35

my cousin will do u 4 a 10 dollar fee

oc2550 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:27

A cat is fine too

Turvok 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:06

Sweety I totally understand your predicament, but trust me life goes on. I'm a twenty year old woman whose still living the virgin lifestlye and its not something to be ashamed of. You haven't found the right person, and you will I'm positive of that. Sharing yourself (or your bed) is something special and should only be done with someone you trust and who respects you. I'm not saying wiat for marriage but this is the only life we get so don't do now what you will regret. So ignore all those who say is strange of make stupid remarks about how you live your life. I can understand how depressing it can be but always remember no one can make you feel this way except you. Keep on being awesome okay!