By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

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Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
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devendra_fml 0

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

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PhillyFox 0

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

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poooook 0

everyones has suck rude comments..sympathy much??

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boopityboppity 11

Not an FML. If it really matters that much to you, you are superficial (from my experience).

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Apsey 0

ha at least ur not a ***** but u may be a 40 year old virgin

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badgirl842 0

No, I don't think she does. If she DID suck, then this FML wouldn't exist, now would it? ;)

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FarSide 22

And your male cat was probably gay.

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h2icasis 0

u must be a lesbo cuz the only thing uve been in bed with is a pussy

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