By IbetIgotAIDS - 12/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 95 791
You deserved it 15 281

Same thing different taste

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Well that really sucks" That really "Dampened" your spirits That "blows" Well..we all seen it "Coming" ...I'm sorry

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christ almighty! does noone else think FML has now reached new levels of insanity/nastyness?

FYLDeep 25

This is probably one of the best FMLs I've read in a while.

waha_fml 0

How did you find out that "was where hookers take their clients"?

I think his mom took him to work during "bring your kids to work week"

laideehawk 6
missashzilla 17

Haha. Wow that's so terrible but so hilarious at the same time.

Oh my hell... Better get checked for STD's...

So that's why you got herpes at age 5!!! The mystery is solved!!!

If he was putting his mouth on used condoms, he very well could have

aToMiCsHiNoBi 3

no i think he got it from his dad, those were his condoms anyway.

Krista835 5

I'm wondering how the OP found out.. I like to think he hired a prostitute and went to that place and threw a condom there and then he had some flashbacks before it all clicked.

you were puttibg stuuf that was on the ground in your mouth..... of coursevitd turn out to be condoms

I..I think...it's trying to...communicate.

leadman1989 15

No, quick kill it with fire, before it has a chance to imitate one of use.

Write to your local senator that hookers need to be enlightened about environmental protection , say, no littering on the street, before they can be allowed to work.