By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML
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Conkers 0

Why're you complaining? Would you rather he not use any with you? He wants to be safe. Geez... People these days.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

inconvienentgurl - Please stop saying things, especially when you don't understand what you're talking about. You're giving me a massive headache. He meant the roommate wanted to have sex with him. Now, you're enlightened. And you misspelled inconvenient.

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councilman97 0

Wow, and i thought i had a bad roommate. This should make you feel better. http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=2505

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DameGreyWulf 0

..... WELL! That's... er, flattering. Huh. Guess this will be how my friend feels when we move into together. AHA... Tell him to tone down on awkwardness and that you aren't interested.

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Calaura9 0

I thought he invited you to a threesome... sorry.

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Hazard911 0

It's just his way of saying cum along and get some!

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TheKitsune 0

So stop being a cheapskate and buy your own.

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youEQUALtosser 0

What is with you twats and your stupid links? ******* use Google if you want to wank it.

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Gwyndion 9

Not quite sure with how you phrased it. Does he mean on you, 2 "gears" in 1 condom or in a threesome? Since if its the threesome bit or the on you bit it isn't a FML but a compliment. If its at the same time it's worrysome/disturbing but not a FML either.

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greenltrn2003 0

read it again. still dont get it? Ok here; College, condoms, roommates, two guys... (one cup) yes, no?

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sublime93 0

Well, FYL because he really shouldn't have assumed you were into that.

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ladiesman14 0

do you hump the same pillows too when you play with yourselves ? then wash the pillowcase later ?

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lolfest 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3020

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