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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML

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By incels - 07/06/2021 02:01

Today, I put up my profile pic in Call of Duty: Mobile for the first time and got more than 50 friend requests and some very offensive messages from creepy guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:58 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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By matt - 30/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I realized that every girl who has approached me or I approached me since high school always ended up trying to get close to me to get close to any one of my friends. Every time I think we’re hitting it off, they ask. When I refuse to set them up, they get angry, and tell others I'm a creep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 20:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised I get called “buddy” and “champ” at work more than I get called my actual name, I’m 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2022 10:00

Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By sadf4x0r - 24/02/2010 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

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froggi_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 23:33

ooh that sucks. but being a fellow video game nerd (who's a chick) I sympathise.

Alhan_fml 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:40

wut? gurl on my interwebs? **** or gtfo maybee shell go out wit me lololololol

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xx_angel_xx1987 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:19

Well I'm a girl gamer too n da fellas love me on COD.. But of course I have a life outside xbox.. FYL for not knowing how to put down the remote n join the real world.. #13 wuts ur gamertag :D...lol

SpaceKing 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:56

Double Rainbows make me so happy :'). Shes got no pancake mix!!! :O

jamjenni2774 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:30

If U wanna meet people put the damn control down

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:54

I wish I was good at Call of Duty ): My boyfriend is training me so I can beat one of his friends. Major ego blow :D Take all the adds as a compliment. Not many girls play and they probably think it's cool that you do :]

hgbfreak 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:23

yah same thing happens to me :). just ignore them, they just dont talk to girls very often lol

Blotto_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:13

Yeah, play less games and get out more. Then you can invite the guy back to your place for 2 player co-op madness. Hurrraaayyyy

cyrus554272 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:19

u honestly shouldn't have put girl in ur name cuz now ur a creepy guy magnet on xbl. try hookin up with a guy u met ovr LIVE. that outta be interesting. I really hate how guys that are dicks about this stuff giv us all a bad rep. add me if u feel like it. kil mast3r. I know it's a gay name but I kinda jacked it so watevs

beanstalk0311 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:40

Well- are you a cute dorky girl? If you are, then sweetheart- we should talk hahaha

tikicrown 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 11:43

i love playing call of duty. i play wit my friend from school whom i secretly hve a crush on :)

thescr34m 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:55

you guys should chill out. just because she plays video games doesnt make her fat. infact i think you guys are fat for sittin on your computer all the time.