By Benchlover - 10/10/2016 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized two things: how much time I've spent waiting between lectures, and just how bad my love life is. I found out that I get incredibly jealous when somebody sits on my favourite bench in the centre of the campus. FML
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Levi2411 41

Hey now, love life has nothing to do with it. I too get obscenely jealous when others touch/go near objects that I have claimed as mine. "No touchy." -- Rule 146.

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sonasonic 34

Break up with it. You deserve better.

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Levi2411 41

Hey now, love life has nothing to do with it. I too get obscenely jealous when others touch/go near objects that I have claimed as mine. "No touchy." -- Rule 146.

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RichardPencil 30

No one should sit in "your spot," Sheldon!

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sonasonic 34

Break up with it. You deserve better.

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Kitty_Kat44 31

It's part routine. If that's where you sit on a day to day basis I can understand your disappointment when someone is sitting in your normal spot.

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914smv 18

Have you tried any dating sites to meet people? maybe that will help?

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Notesz_b 13

So...You fell in love with the bench?

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Rozay333 36

I feel the same way about other people reading my books before I get a chance to finish them. I dont know why, but I get super jealous about my literature... Weird lol

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dietcoke09 25

Maybe you should start seeing other people (benches)?

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tnebert 8

I'm happily married, and still get salty when my favorite study spot is taken.

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