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By depr3ssed - 31/01/2010 17:42 - United States

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Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML

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By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Foam Lake

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Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2016 15:18 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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By mislead - 22/09/2014 16:43 - United States - Baton Rouge

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Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

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Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 23:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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karrdesw 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:32

I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...

HeresReality 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:16

for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women

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nanerjl 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:03

her is one simple thing that you need to fix. this it's called a life

lalasha 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:34

sex is sex who cares if it was women you found on craigs list

Raawr18_fml 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:52

what is that?

Raawr18_fml 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:52

what is that?

Raawr18_fml 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:52

what is that?

insanelyXnikki 18

Monday 9 January 2012 13:44

Yeahhh... not such a good idea there, buddy.

Syruphs 17

Sunday 16 August 2015 0:21

what people most likely don't understand from this FML is that OP has tried dating girls, but sooner or later realizes that they all have had a craigslist ad without OP knowing making it look like if he can only get prostitutes as girlfriends

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Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML

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Today, my 75 year-old grandparents, who stubbornly refuse to be vaccinated, asked me to pick up their meds after they got COVID. I left work early to avoid the pharmacy line. After dropping them off, their pharmacy called: they didn't give me all of the meds, so I had to go back and wait another two hours in line. FML

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