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By depr3ssed - 31/01/2010 17:42 - United States

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Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML

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By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Foam Lake

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Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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Framed

By Anonymous - 17/08/2016 15:18 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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By mislead - 22/09/2014 16:43 - United States - Baton Rouge

Spicy

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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Small world

By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

Spicy

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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The plan

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 23:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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karrdesw 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:32

I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...

HeresReality 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:16

for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women

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lilbyrd43 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:35

how much? 30 "roses"? per "lady"?

UK_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:20

HIV test?? maybe??

demonic562 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:57

dayuum #50 urbsmoking Id tap that ass

Belle78 0

Monday 1 February 2010 8:16

love In Craiglist calls for desperation?? meaning pure dirty sex no Ty!!! lol

1m_b0r3d 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:45

this FML author makes craigslist sound like a disease O.o

Niveau27 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:56

Why does everyone use CraigsList so much? It's such a shit and poorly made website.

BikerMike 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:45

Watch out, LEO's have been using Craigslist to arrest providers and clients.

Lisa89 3

Monday 1 February 2010 13:34

Not an FML. You chose to use Craigslist...

mzhonesty 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:24

You may also have a lot of STDs now.

Ttime21921 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:27

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