By none - 28/02/2012 18:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
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jackii1313 9

It's called privacy! Jeshh...Learn to knock. YDI

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ReesesPuffs 0

What were you doing in their room at 6:30am...

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2ndSucks 15

"Mom, what do you tell girls if you want to get laid and- Oh. Nevermind."

10 0
teague95 16

Mom the babysitter said Dad has herpes.....hope it's wrapped. *walks out casually*

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ProhibitionRose 14

78- that...could ruin OPs parents marriage. That would be terribly ****** up, especially since it seems their marriage is still full of passion.

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Enslaved 36

Especially at those hours. If they're not fooling around at that very moment, they've done it earlier and are sprawled out naked to cool off. An eye full to learn a lesson, huh?

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Nekogami 14

I should've learned the lesson about 10 or 11 eye fulls ago. I get over eager to tell them something and next thing I know ... Bam eye full of 66 year old hairy old man ass. No thank you!

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bitchesbcrazy 0

Well you didnt hear anything before entering?

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linzilu 5

Well the beat sex happens in the morning ur a dumbass if u didn't know this

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david12z 0

Yeah even mom and dad do the nasty at 6:30 am

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maosquare 18

Simply perfect with the profile picture.

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omgthatsosuppera 4

And you know what they say about early morning work outs. It's always best in the morning.

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RaquelW 7

The Early Bird Special ;)

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FrankHotpants 31

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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SignUpisntcool 3

Well sorry for the comment I had made I was just exited I was first. Too bad it got deleted!

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GoW_Chick 14

And the comment I actually replied to got erased... Heh. :/

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Enslaved 36

I was wondering why you were yelling at, 22 earlier. Haha now it all makes sense. (:

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GoW_Chick 14

I hope the what you saw wasn't too scaring, don't worry that's just temporary blindness you are experiencing, it will go away.

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The_Hitdude 12

*scarring Sorry GoW_Chick, couldn't help myself. Happens to the best of us. Hope my thumbs up made up for it, though.

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Lyraa_fml 0

I have seen many scarring things...

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