Intimacy: Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door... - FML

By none - 28/02/2012 18:55 - United States

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Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

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Time to get a lock

By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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Wankers of the world unite!

By ari - 19/03/2012 05:49 - United States

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Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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Not a night owl

By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

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Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Spicy

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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jackii1313 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:14

It's called privacy! Jeshh...Learn to knock. YDI

ReesesPuffs 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:15

What were you doing in their room at 6:30am...

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Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:29

I'll say it... Threesome? [ducks for cover]

iyaoyas39 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:43

Sad thing is he/ or she is older than thirty

kh_khedoyan 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:52

Where they doing that in doggy style? xD

CRC_101 31

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:58

Myes, bring back the traumatizing memories! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

AJTheGiant 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:04

The saying goes "if the beds creaking don't try peeking" you shouldn't have peeked...

mikeymayhem_87 15

Wednesday 29 February 2012 6:36

Haha.... That's catchy!!

sammyscrazza 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:13

She liked that morning wooooood...

micahsmommy 13

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:26

Always time for a morning quicky.

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:30

Your dad probably entered at 6:28. If only you arrived one minute later, you'd gave seen your dad with a silly grin and your mom with a frustrated grimace.

nemo88 8

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:39

I WANT IN, can we make it a 3 way, LOL

guerillazinsuits 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:42

Still going at it!

Colourmyworldx3 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:58

Can I hit it in the morning...sun rising while you're moaning ;)

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