Intimacy: Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door...

By none - 28/02/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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Wankers of the world unite!

By ari - 19/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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Not a night owl

By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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jackii1313 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:14

It's called privacy! Jeshh...Learn to knock. YDI

ReesesPuffs 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:15

What were you doing in their room at 6:30am...

Comments

Vesi 29

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:39

Your parents' life (and sex life) doesn't revolved around you, OP. Try courtesy and manners.

Racheygirl321 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:43

Oh so you found out the hard way to huh? -____-

abyskater 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:57

Dude sucks to be you!!!! I have heard but not seen

marissa136 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:09

I think it should be especially at 6:30 am :)

fml849 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:18

At least you know your parents are happy.

hrubi4x4 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:18

No shit

3473 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:26

Haha! That happened to me too lol

asherm 15

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:35

Go mom and dad!! Next time knock

maddizon 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:37

Why what happens? ... JK!

cleoxus85 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:48

Morning glory.

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