By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

I've seen the same thing before in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Except, in that case, the air freshener was carrying a chainsaw and it was chopping everyone's heads off. OP, you were right to wait inside the stall. Air Fresheners are very dangerous.

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adropofpeace 8

My sympathies are with you. However it still makes me laugh that you'd sit there for 10 minutes without leaving.

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MikalaHart 4

The people that would be in the restroom wouldn't care about you going to the bathroom... I mean they are in there taking care of the same business.

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JenL_fml 7

All I could get was that you are scared of portapotties(sp?)... Everyone should fear those. They can flip over! o.o

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fadingfaith 4

I hate portapotties they are the worst of public restrooms. They smell so terrible, but I never thought they could flip over... Now that would be the scariest shit ever.

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XXizzlerXX 0

Portapotties are gross! they never clean the insides! .. one time I was in a portapottie and I saw a frog an a hive in it :0

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Tcaret300 12

spratting? is that like spray-********??

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angryoriental 0

wow... all the crap in the world and your afraid of making doo doo in public. fyl

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Imrussian24 2

I have the same fear. well it's not that I am afraid of them, more that I just can't pee in public restrooms unless I absolutely have to. I get nervous :( so I feel ya OP.

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andrewjw 0

i have the same problem. lol i need an empty bathroom to pee.

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DjeePee 24

To pee? I knew that a lot of people, myself included, have it difficult to take a shit in a public restroom, but peeing, that's new.

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fadingfaith 4

I used to be like this, but now I can pee with people there 'cause I know they're doing the same thing. I won't do number 2 in a public bathroom. It just seems wrong....

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ambermary101 6

How does a dryer in the bathroom sound like a person sighing..

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txgirl2013 14

.....it was an air freshener... you know that thing that attempts to make the air smell good?

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MoNercy 10

Some of the automated ones emit small sprays every half hour or so. That small spray does sound like someone breathing out. I think the OP meant that kind of sigh, not the heavy sigh that people make when their sad.

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perdix 29

I know that feeling. The first time I was in a bathroom with that automatic air freshener, I thought some dude in one of the other stalls was jerking off!

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dixieboo 0

An air freshener sounds like a person sighing?

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perdix 29

Yeah, it does. It's creepy.

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haileerenee14 4

that's what I said! it makes a squirting noise! unless you guys squirt when you sigh...

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vexis58 1

The one at my workplace sounds like a robot sneezing.

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ambermary101 6

oops I mean air freshener

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Tcaret300 12

no offense, but your profile pic looks like a jacked version of Justin bieber..

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Next time you think that someone heard you pee/defecate, just own it. Walk out of that stall like a supermodel. It's a bathroom, after all; every pees and poos.

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bengermin 5

You're gorgeous, in case you didn't know. Also, OP, just wear adult diapers. Then no one has to know, and you can avoid public bathrooms altogether, haha.

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igoteffed 0

OMG everybody does? No way! I must research this. I would have never guessed!

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