Love: Today, I really needed to be cheered up a bit after having had... - FML

By doemetoch - 07/04/2014 13:49 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, I really needed to be cheered up a bit after having had a horrible, depressing weekend. Luckily the guy I've been dating for some time, and who I really like, invited me over for dinner. Apparently, he wanted to see me so he could tell me he thinks we should stop seeing each other. FML

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doemetoch 28

Tuesday 8 April 2014 12:19

OP here (yeah, I decided to make an account.) You're all right about him being very polite and all that, he was super sweet and mature about it and I could see he felt genuinely bad. But you know... somehow it's easier if a guy breaks up in a stupid way, at least then you're like "ugh, whatever, I deserve better than this anyway!" Or is that just me?

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604 11

Monday 7 April 2014 17:46

Kudos to him for having the strength and courtesy to do it in person.

HelloooooNurse 20

Monday 7 April 2014 17:47

Nothing a little B and J can't fix. It sucks now but try to keep your head up. Yes I was talking about ice cream.

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fivetimeslonger 24

Monday 7 April 2014 19:48

If you never experience darkness you can never fully experience the light. Sorry your weekend has sucked, but better things will surely come and it'll be that much better when they do :)

worldclassrager 39

Monday 7 April 2014 19:49

Hope things look up soon OP

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 7 April 2014 20:16

A lot of chocolate, some ice cream, and some loud, angry music will help for a bit. I'm sorry, OP. This dude has incredible timing. Did he know you'd had a truly shitty weekend?

jgrahl 9

Monday 7 April 2014 20:19

Plentyoffish in the sea. You might even find a better one

MrsDavehn 11

Monday 7 April 2014 20:23

I'm sorry OP. heartbreak hurts, no matter how big or small it is. I'm sorry you have to go through this. grab a bowl of ice cream, take a nice long bubble bath and forget about the rest of the world for a couple minutes. Things will get better eventually, even if right now it doesn't seem like it will.

chris4u2nv5 19

Monday 7 April 2014 20:33

Ouch, that sucks!!

lokolyle 2

Monday 7 April 2014 20:35

at least he did it in person

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 7 April 2014 20:56

That sounds a lot like my weekend. Let's meet up for drinks and get wasted on sugary alcoholic beverages.

metalhead88 9

Monday 7 April 2014 21:42

At least he did it politely, sorry OP hope all works out for you

Poppy8127 15

Monday 7 April 2014 21:42

My life sucks too OP. You're not alone

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