By TractorUWG - 27/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
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Amysbodybetrayal 0

I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD

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Eashag 3

That's what your pockets are for, tard.

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easrc 5

you know if you can retrieve more than 50% of it from the dog crap (and have at least one copy of the serial number) all US banks are legally required to exchange it for a "fresh" $100 bill.

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driedpeaches 0

yup, what he said. good thing they're cloth and not paper, they make it through the digestive system fairly well. Just google "dog Eats Money" you're not alone...

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aback 4

Don't think this gets you out of writing the thank-you note.

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shirmk 0

$100? Thats IT? For graduation? Im 15 and for my BIRTHDAY i got $100. Hehe

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f_u_u_f_f 0

OMG, you sound spoiled. Yes, some people get "just" $100 as a graduation gift. Or less. My grandma sent me $25. My parents gave me more than that I think.

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wyld3fyr3 3

seriously, hell some people don't get money for graduating, because it's just something you have to do in life, and some people only get money if they graduate with honors like valedictorian.

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aniu 0

I didn't anything for my graduation...

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kukopia 0

#50 didn't get an education when he graduated. He doesn't know how to make a complete sentance.

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Kgirl2cute 6

okay, I don't think the regular person just GETS $100.. the only time I get that kind of money is once a year at Christmas when my uncle makes it up to me and my sister and 4 cousins for not seeing us all year. It's amazing how quickly that man spends $600..

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ZiggyMorrison 0

and you didnt just put it on your wallet because?

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earthboundwish 0

This is why cats are better--they'll never eat random dollar bills floating around your house. :)

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skylarbee 8

Cats are never better. I'd rather have a puppy who ate a $100 bill then a cat.

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HaveNoLife 0

What goes in must come out?

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supamann 0

my dog did this once except it was only a $1 bill. so FYL

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jonny2x4 0

A fool and his money are soon parted. YDI for being a spoiled moron who doesn't appreciate the value of money. Why did you leave it on the table in order to take a piss? Ever heard of a wallet ? Or maybe a pocket?

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myballs 0

It's your fault. I sincerely hope you do not abuse the puppy for it. If you do, may I see you in hell. Annnnnnnnyways, just watch out for shit like that, OP. Fan blowing, an object with a lot of surface area and almost no weight. . . it was bound to happen. Lrn2/paperweight.

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