Animals: Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office....

By nochance - 05/03/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2018 09:00 - United States - Gualala

Today, while house sitting for my mother and stepfather, their elderly dog passed away. They live in such a remote location, the closest open vet office is a 2 hour drive, and the local one opens in 10 hours. FML

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By Cat Ashes - 05/12/2013 05:18 - United States - Dewitt

Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

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By lukey101 - 07/09/2023 22:00

Today, I was flattered to receive a hand-addressed letter for the first time in years. I tore it open to discover it was actually addressed to my dog. It was a vaccination reminder from his vet. FML

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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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By natashamilan - 26/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML

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McLaughlane 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:04

you have got to be ******** me. that is NOT OK. oh my god. I'm so sorry.

Jay61 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:05

Your mom is a monster

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ravenrandom 0

Saturday 3 November 2012 22:32

how did you even get a dog?

BigDogMatt 13

Sunday 11 November 2012 4:09

You'd see me on national news for ending her life if that happened to me! I love my cat more than some people in my own family. Lol

seacadet 18

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:53

I'd beat her to death!

anders09ma 7

Saturday 8 June 2013 20:58

Report her. She's a monster!

magziffer 5

Thursday 8 May 2014 21:02

She took your dog. Take her life.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 21 August 2015 3:53

She's a monster.

thatonetribute 31

Saturday 24 October 2015 18:33

Euthanize your mom. I'm not even kidding.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 3 February 2016 22:53

What a horrible thing to do. Your mother sounds like a sick, vile bitch.

Sansational_ 18

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:35

That's terrible! My condolences.

TheNotSoGoodDay 10

Friday 29 April 2016 4:53

Take the batterys to your moms ******, that will teach the bitch.

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