By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
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mollymaykitty 0

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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popoman 0

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

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txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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SEMURR_00 5

I wouldve thrown up on her then punch her In her face

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musiciangirl591 16

that sucks, i've had ulcers before, not fun, not fun at all, you should tell someone about her though

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The_9th_Doctor 18

sue the school

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doglover100 28

The nurse is a bitch. How do you get detention for something you can't control? I bet if someone fainted or had a fever she'd tell them to get over it.

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booterus 20

She's a school nurse. She'd put a bandaid on a gunshot wound if she could.

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kayayye 22

should've puked all over her office, walk out and tell her to go **** herself. That would've been more funny

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Hgbest11 6

what are the odds that the exact same thing happened to me ?

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