By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
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mollymaykitty 0

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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popoman 0

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

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txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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TaZ_963 0

I would of just fickin left kids these days

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likeomgwhat 0

i think the lesson here is dont start smoking in the first place... i know its hard to quit and everything but you shouldnt have got addicted to it anyways ....ya kno

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aeslehc_ 0

Thats like when my nurse told me being pregnant is no excuse to leave and i was having preterm contractions.

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alicethehatter 0

Yeah...I call shennanagins. That nurse would've been fired on the spot for anything like that even at the most run-down school. Quick making crap up just for the shock value.

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mollymaykitty 0

I wasn't making it up. My school district nurses gas always been quite uneducated. My chemistry teacher last year has more nurses training than she (the nurse) did.

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nmbarn01 1

Just an FYI, stomach ulcers are caused by bacterium, heliobacter pylori. Definately a reason to leave and visit your doctor!

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