By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
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I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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popoman 0

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

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txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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MollyXD124 7

wow. I've had an ulcer before.. they suck ass

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chanta24 10

that is SO a good reason!! school nurses :(

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Cd870412 0

so nt Tru my sister who is now 18 almost died in 2007 from bleeding stomach ulcers..she totally deserved it the nurse

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Iceythearcher 1

A detention?! Thats bullshit. Fight that, you cant choose to puke

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ohmybobbert 16

Wow. I have an ulcer right now and it's no laughing matter.

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pegasus187 9

Hmm I wonder what she would consider a legit health concern if stomach ulcers are not legit

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ImTheAlpha 30

What the **** is wrøng with that woman?

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