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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 20:33 - Canada

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

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By snow - 22/09/2009 09:12 - Australia

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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By Redhottt6 - 05/08/2016 01:24

Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML

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By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 4 145

By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By Mavis - 03/02/2009 07:54 - Canada

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

Thanks, I hate it

By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

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Dude, step up your game

By happycow122 - 20/06/2015 20:54 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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EvilDoll 7

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:43

well as long as you're not a black woman with a large bottom, I don't think you need to worry

twinny_sc 13

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:02

#12 you fail.

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Cupcaken 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:15

There is a LOT of biological dads sucking on FML at the moment..

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Thursday 26 May 2011 10:18

More like being sucked.

dj_tricky 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:53

And your sucking a straw.

Lanceeden 12

Thursday 26 May 2011 20:50

Who's FML and when can I get some?

electricmaster 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:17

and irl too for that matter.

YayorNay 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:16

Poke him.

btnhdude 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:17

He probably poked a lot of people.

Lexi_Luvz_Ya 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:07



Deadshot108 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:22

In the butt.

btnhdude 0

Friday 27 May 2011 10:25

what what? sing with me now!

Taurusbaybe 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:31

I think you're better off never meeting him.

tink92 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:31

reject the friend request...

alyslove 5

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:34

be thankful he didn't raise you!

tnlander 20

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:37

Am I your Dad?

DatWhiteGuy 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:21

Lol.

banana_buddy 6

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:55

LOL 27 IS EPIC WIN.

JohnBoyFsYL 10

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:44

The guy sounds like a boss to me.

morris96 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 10:05

i wish my dad was as cool as yours

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Thursday 26 May 2011 10:17

Sounds like you missed out on one helluva childhood, OP.

lemondrink 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 10:23

did you accept his friend request?

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Same thing different taste

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Dude, step up your game

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