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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 20:33 - Canada

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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
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EvilDoll 7

well as long as you're not a black woman with a large bottom, I don't think you need to worry

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Swar_fml 3

Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, as a few wise men once said.

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Lisa89 3

This is why you should be glad you never met him before! Some people are better and safer out of your life, biologically related or not!

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krisna_fml 0

I think your dad also like him only......

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old09 11

well at least you know where you get it now

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ILoveTabz 0

ahahah. and THIS is why you were never in the picture...

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

It could have been worse. he could have been all of the above and a NASCAR loving, wife beater wearing, at home beer making, crusty sock wearing, road kill eating, butt crack itching, non-teeth brushing, banjo playing, insest participant and product, un-deodorized two toothed hill-billy trailer trash who's front yard looks like a junk yard and thinks moon shine is a delicacy.

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

lol, no my father is actually wonderful. One of the only people I can look to for sound advise. I'm just saying that it could have been worse.  is worse lol.

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TheDrifter 23

It's entirely possible he is, op didn't specify. But other than the legalities and genetic mutation issues of incest, what's wrong with that?

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sxe_beast 11

You misspelt incest*.

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RedPillSucks 31

What's wrong with banjo playing and nascar? As long as you don't do them at the same time....

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

75- I am talking take your trailer to the race, get piss drunk and flash everyone your unshaven goods fifteen minutes in, all while playing a banjo, lol. 71- About the spelling error, I tried to look it up because it didn't look right to me, it said it was right so I was like alright google, if you say so... damn google. =D 67- Quite a bit, actually lol. People like this are the shit stains on th underwear that is society. haha Yes, I laugh at my own jokes. I think I am ******* hilarious! The best thing before, during, and after sliced bread. =D Ego much? I think so. =D

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butterflyz1961 2

So, what's wrong with black women with big butts?

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