Work: Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their...

By IT_4_Hire - 10/05/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML

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Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 03:00

Today, one of my employees was fired for refusing to do a basic job necessity. After the meeting with HR, he left the office and tried to go back to work. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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kudaman 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:28

I wouldn't have done that job.

euplus 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:30

that sucks, couldn't you delete yourself from the list? lol

Comments

liorasaurx3 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:14

This is like the 20 millionth FML about someone having to fire themselves as their last working responsibility. Its getting boring.

life_is_life 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:49

LOL i would have deleted everyone. and then make a dramatic scene while leaving

sondramcfail 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:20

Reminds me of Office Space for some reason... ;)

um_duh 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:21

As if you wouldn't leave a couple of backdoors open! **** them around a little... #15 the quote from the IT crowd - brilliant!

notanazi 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

I wouldn't have done it. What're they donna do, fire you?

Icalasari 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:51

I hope you were honourable. That ALONE would easily get you a job. "He had to fire himself and yet he DIDN'T **** them up as revenge? Wow, we can trust this guy!"

Jernau_Gurgeh 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:31

Like #70: So, did you remove your own administrative privileges first, and then told your boss that you were unable to remove the other employees?

trilo3000 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:39

haha black box every computer. show them what for.

anonaye 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 11:49

@#70 "So, did you remove your own administrative privileges first, and then told your boss that you were unable to remove the other employees?" Pretty much what I would have done. No harm done and gets the message across.