By retromermaid - 10/09/2014 00:16 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I received a package in the mail. It was a workout and weight-loss plan that I ordered last week. I finished an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read the guidelines. FML
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retromermaid 12

Update: I have started the plan today, and it's been a great workout and a good meal plan so far. Thanks for the support and laughs!

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tacopandaroo 12

You can always start tomorrow.

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JapanMetalFan170 16

No mortal can withstand the powerful temptations of pizza.

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Comments

cutierawrz 14

Definently a YDI if you're trying to lose weight you need diet and exercise not just exercise

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Sigilwen 24

Well at least you read the guide lines. Now that you know them, start them tomorrow.

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cartedor 18

nothing wrong with that...I ate a litre of vanilla icecream watching an episode of suits

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0d987f6t54gu321 4

Who's fault is that? There's this little thing called self-control. Use it.

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Keep on going, and stick to a small scoop or a slice at a time as you keep on working out.

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ddlovatolover 23

Well, OP, you had to get that energy to work out from SOMEWHERE.

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JokersHQ 21

Sounds like you don't need a health plan, just that you need to eat it moderation! Good luck with it though!

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