By retromermaid - 10/09/2014 00:16 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I received a package in the mail. It was a workout and weight-loss plan that I ordered last week. I finished an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read the guidelines. FML
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retromermaid 12

Update: I have started the plan today, and it's been a great workout and a good meal plan so far. Thanks for the support and laughs!

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tacopandaroo 12

You can always start tomorrow.

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JapanMetalFan170 16

No mortal can withstand the powerful temptations of pizza.

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iceking53 8

least you started by reading the instructions

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spoo 24

You may have more luck with a dieting partner

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apk892 7

So I'm guessing the first few things in the guidelines were "everything in moderation" and "exercise self control", weren't they?

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Clawsified 6

It might help if you start eating healthy.

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retromermaid 12

Update: I have started the plan today, and it's been a great workout and a good meal plan so far. Thanks for the support and laughs!

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Congrats, that's further than most people get. One big thing, if you go off track and binge, just start fresh the next day. Beating yourself up never solves anything :)

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0d987f6t54gu321 4

Wah. You have the power to make decisions for yourself. If you don't make the right ones, it's your own fault.

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MRSwick2525 23

Easy there killer. OP started the plan!!

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captainsmegma 12

May I suggest the beer and jelly donut diet. 1 beer and 1 jelly donut for breakfast. 2 for lunch. 3 for dinner. Your snacks should be donut holes as they by definition have no calories.

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