By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
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the88thpianoman 3

That should have been a brief and polite conversation in which you informed said pregnant wife of her husband's online infidelities. Of course, the wife's anger towards you is completely misplaced, as it is her husband she ought to be mad at.

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vapors 0

Why are these people such idiots? Be mad at your goddamn partner for being a cheating bastard instead.

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muffinsareyummy 1

can you really blame the wife, though? she just found out her unborn baby daddy is cheating on her. i'm sure it's a normal reaction to bitch the other woman out first, even though it does make more sense to be pissed at the husband.

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Ranoona 0

she should kick her husbands ass not her :p

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Person1233 12

1 in 387 people online are child pedophiles.

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vapors 0

22 percent of men and 14 percent of women admitted to having sexual relations outside their marriage sometime in their past.

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TheLetterZero 7

100% of me thinks that is enough statistics.

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brianjman14 22

100% of me thinks no one cares, lol :P jk

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catatonicsleep 17

Its not your fault he lied. I hope she kicks his ass.

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Serial_Killer 0

Next time go outside like a normal person and meet someone.

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chakrabs 0

Punch her in the stomach if she tries, its not your fault.

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AntiChrist7 0

online dating is an instant YDI. Dating assholes also

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Mr_Eated 0

Not your fault. We now see why he's stepping out - not that it's justified, but the reasons probably get clearer with each filthy word out of her mouth. She's in a bad marriage with a cheater and should be mad at him. #19 hit it on the nose. She gets mad at you in a territorial attempt to "keep" her husband. Instead, maybe she should buy you a drink for showing her what she's really married to. Unless you were out trolling for married men, you did nothing wrong. Being married to a psycho bitch sucks and makes you want to step out - I never gave in when I was married to the bitch from hell, but I get the reason guys do. That said, it's no excuse and still wrong of him...his fault, not yours.

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ultraslick 0

what woman gives there number to a guy they "met" online. Isn't it easier to walk into a bar and yell "hey who wants to rape me?"

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Mr_Eated 0

Well, maybe they met first online, then for drinks. Once they got comfortable with each other, she felt ok to cough up digits. Seen lots of hookups and a few relationships start like that.

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plexico 3

Falcon Punch! I didn't think anyone lied on the Internet, you know, with Google and Wikipedia and all getting us instant, complete knowledge. You need to move on. Why don't you meet me on my 70-foot yacht because I am a multi-millionaire who loves you? I have a 22-inch schlong that comes vanilla frosting . . . that is calorie-free! QFT!

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Hexefrau 5

You know, if it were calorie free cream cheese frosting, I'd be in. Vanilla frosting is so...vanilla. You can keep that yacht, I just want a frosting schlong.

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plexico 3

OK, you drive a hard bargain. I'll switch to a steady diet of cream cheese and inject some directly into my testicles to make sure. In two weeks, the changeover will have occurred and I'll come pick you up in my blimp. Ooops! Stock market's up. I'm not a multi-millionaire anymore -- I'm a billionaire! Yay!

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