Love: Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single"...

By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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Asshat

By check your husband! - 04/01/2023 09:00

Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML

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Fumbled

By Dean - 23/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML

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By Harry - 20/07/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

A real mess

By huh? - 09/05/2022 00:01

Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML

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Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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the88thpianoman 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:04

That should have been a brief and polite conversation in which you informed said pregnant wife of her husband's online infidelities. Of course, the wife's anger towards you is completely misplaced, as it is her husband she ought to be mad at.

vapors 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:51

Why are these people such idiots? Be mad at your goddamn partner for being a cheating bastard instead.

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inkedgeek 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 15:54

kick her in the belly to abort that down syndrome baby.

shamille 5

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:37

haha that's so messed up. no but seriously, she needs the shit kicked out of her. Okay, it's not your fault... anyway why is a pregnant woman threatening to beat someone up? if not down syndrome that kid's at least got fetal alcohol syndrome.

tenkenshi 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:09

#34, she's only 3 months pregnant so her stomach isn't big enough yet to stop her from fighting if she really wanted to. Also, the falcon punch is the number one recommended form of abortion. =]

plexico 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:14

inkedgeek, How did you know the OP got hit on by Todd Palin? You're a genius!

Vagrarian 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:14

F HER life for getting mad at you and not at her douchebag husband. I've seen that happen before...husband cheats, repeatedly, and the wife goes after the other women and not at the core of the problem. It's not your fault her husband's cheating, and she had no right to get mad at you because her husband is a philandering asshole.

kukopia 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:17

String her along for 3-4 months. THEN fight her. And sell tickets!! I want front row!!!

plexico 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:33

So, if you got with the "single" guy and his wife, would that be a threesome or a foursome?

Christina21 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:06

Lol,oh wow

canucksrule88 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:16

foursome if you include the baby

indianabummer 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 19:05

I hate women like this. The OP obviously had no way of knowing that he wasn't really single. The guy is the schmuck here, but the wife felt the need to call the OP and threaten her. The root of the problem is the husband, not the other woman. She needs to face up to the fact her husband is a cheater instead of getting violent with innocent strangers.