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By noname - 07/01/2009 11:43 - France

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By fatass - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kearney

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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By dileigh - 10/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

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By Actrent - 25/12/2016 07:00

Today, the first gift I opened was from my uncle. It was $80 in clothes that I'd bought for myself a week earlier. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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creativexangst 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:48

What's scary is that he knows your size....

Lotus_Eater 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:58

It is kind of creepy but at the same time sweet. Maybe he was just trying to make you feel good about your body? Also, he probably didn't know what to get a girl your age.

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ArentICute 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:09

Your grandpa seems normal.

vieeev 4

Wednesday 7 September 2011 21:56

That is sooo wrong.

Linaelle 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 11:03

Now that sounds freakishly creepy. Did the underwear fit ?

chickinova 13

Friday 4 November 2011 6:54

my gran gave me sexy underwear once, then again she is crazyxD

spongemuffin 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:25

I love old pervy guys!!!

vivienmoore 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 18:46

I hope they weren't her grandmas... :0

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 5:14

You single?

telli164 30

Tuesday 28 January 2014 12:05

Oooh... That's weird

Nyx7 24

Tuesday 9 September 2014 7:12

Eh awkward but I'd totally still rock it if it looks good and fits

ValtielFollower 18

Monday 6 October 2014 22:45

Family heirlooms maybe?

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