By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 014
You deserved it 4 215

Same thing different taste

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So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.

FloTimmyKO 0

If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]

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sataris20 5

He was drunk!!! How do you expect him to remember that?

savannah_07 3

You cant expect a lot of remembering from someone who is that drunk. Sorry

Maybe try kissing him when he's sober?

Some of us don't have the courage to go up to people, grab their beards and profess our love while we're/they're sober.

Ashter 20

Remind him about what he said. At worst, he'll deny it. At best he'll admit it to you sober. And if all he was interested in when he made that "confession" was getting into your pants, well you might as well move on. Anyway, I wish you the best of luck and hope things turn out well for you.

luckyd880 12

"Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol"

I don't understand why this is a FML. You should just ask him about it.

wlddog 14

This is not an FML. This is an inside track to his head. Most people have to wonder if their crush likes you back. You already know what he thinks. You have no more risk on your part. He did messup and say stuff while drunk, but maybe he needed it to get it off his chest. Needless to say, you now have a great opportunity to mess with his head and watch him wage his tail like a puppy.

If it's not an FML, why was it posted on the front page? Trying to call out the Moderators?

Yes he does. He was just checking to see if there was any sex, because he may not remember much after the confession.