Love, Drunk and Cheating: Experimenting

Experimenting

By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Englewood

Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95

You deserved it 607

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 032

You deserved it 12 794

Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 230

You deserved it 4 591

By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 912

You deserved it 32 460

By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 014

You deserved it 4 215

Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 816

You deserved it 5 728

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 586

You deserved it 3 860

By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 280

You deserved it 40 950

Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 06:00

Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 701

You deserved it 172

By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 346

You deserved it 57 819

By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 253

You deserved it 382

Justkidding100 41

Sunday 16 June 2024 14:04

not sure what the iMessage has to do with anything, but you're not a very good friend. However, at least she knows to end that relationship now

newbiemalestr8 26

Sunday 16 June 2024 16:08

how does your messages being green lead to you remembering you had sex with her boyfriend????

Comments

Justkidding100 41

Sunday 16 June 2024 14:04

not sure what the iMessage has to do with anything, but you're not a very good friend. However, at least she knows to end that relationship now

kittycatkelss 29

Monday 17 June 2024 4:38

the iMessage means he realized he was blocked!

newbiemalestr8 26

Sunday 16 June 2024 16:08

how does your messages being green lead to you remembering you had sex with her boyfriend????

kittycatkelss 29

Monday 17 June 2024 4:37

the green means it sent as text instead of iMessage, because he’s been blocked!

Iamthebanzai22 21

Sunday 16 June 2024 18:08

My advice to you is: 1: Lay off the booze 2: You hooked up with a guy and your bestie is a girl. Maybe it's time to come to terms with the fact that you might be gay. 3: Apologize to her and hope for the best.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 17 June 2024 2:54

Guaranteed you took it. You're definitely a bitch both in and out of the bedroom. I hope your former friend finds people she can trust, and soon.

haydenhades 20

Monday 17 June 2024 5:25

LOL at the boomers commenting and not knowing that blue to green texts means you’re blocked

JuneBleeds4 17

Monday 17 June 2024 5:40

Nah, not boomers. People with taste who don't need to spend $1500 on crappy apple tech that is only now catching up to what Android has been doing for a decade.