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By A.W - 24/06/2012 13:57 - United States

Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I got my acceptance letter from Harvard University. Yay! Unfortunately, I sent it as a joke, never thinking I'd get accepted and I have absolutely no way to get there, or the money to pay for it. FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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By bass - 22/09/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from a prominent orchestra asking me to play with them. They were especially interested because I'm still in high school. I called to accept only to find out that my mother had already declined the offer for me because I "only" have a 3.7. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

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By guamfml - 03/06/2009 00:10 - Guam

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

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Got talent?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

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Excuse you?

By done - 07/08/2018 11:30 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, after spending years volunteering at community theatres and being accepted into a prestigious university for theatrical design, my public high school gave me a scholarship. All my mother could say was "I'm sorry they wasted their money on you." FML

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Thanks ma

By 1940s wants their attitude back - 29/09/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, I excitedly told my mom how I got accepted to the master’s program of my dreams. She decided now would be a good time to proudly repeat for the millionth time how she gave up a full ride to the Ivy League to marry my father, and I ought to be a "good woman" and do the same. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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Sunday 24 June 2012 18:42

Wow...Just wow. Go anyway :)

clownphobia23 12

Sunday 24 June 2012 18:43

Your mother is retarded. Go anyways. And congrats!

Comments

thebitnitz 5

Monday 25 June 2012 0:45

...I don't get it.

Ceejay1 13

Monday 25 June 2012 0:56

oh relax ,u know she was joking .

Migole 36

Monday 25 June 2012 0:57

I hope that was a joke o.o If not, f your life and move away as fast as you can, preferrably to Julliard

sierrataz 3

Monday 25 June 2012 1:00

What hillbilly town are you from? Hospitalize her and go anyway. God where do these people come from? Mars?

AParanoidStudent 1

Monday 25 June 2012 1:05

I think your mom is jealous :) great job OP

tennislove11 2

Monday 25 June 2012 1:12

that's really weird. You'd think that because robin williams is famous that she would want you to go there...guess not

Oreohugzpenny 4

Monday 25 June 2012 1:20

It is your life you get to choose your one path . Go then you will have awesome facial hair! But since your a girl that might not be the best thing to have on your face.

hayleywithawhy 5

Monday 25 June 2012 1:29

If you're old enough to go to college, you're old enough to make your own decisions.

nvo 6

Monday 25 June 2012 1:30

Educate your mom. It's a once in a lifetime shot at one of the best schools in the education system, so don't let your mom tell you what you can't do based on a random celeb she doesn't approve of.