Love: Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered...

By in_side_out - 14/01/2010 11:26 - Australia

Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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How could you?

By Harry641 - 23/02/2016 22:53 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML

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By jake - 07/02/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 05:24 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML

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STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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How Soon is Now?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 12:59 - Colombia - Bogota

Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

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aback 4

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:30

Sounds like there's still time to cancel that order!

jillian_xx 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:03

ouch.

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Georgi74 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:32

life is rough

fyl11122233 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 20:25

When that present comes i guess you'll just have to send it back...

MinnesotaMakesMe 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:25

Holy crap everyone look at 37's profile picture and try not to be so creeped out you laugh like a fool

mellydoll13 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:21

omg seriously sorry!! wow youre gf is a slore tho so dump her! she can spend her bday with the other guy lol

mellydoll13 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:21

omg seriously sorry!! wow youre gf is a slore tho so dump her! she can spend her bday with the other guy lol

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:09

She's sorry yet she still cheated on you? Well just be glad she didn't confess on your birthday.

1R1X0X0 10

Saturday 28 December 2013 1:31

Maybe the present isn't the only thing that's gonna be late..

mashfan6507 17

Wednesday 25 March 2015 22:07

Dump her. DUMP HER!

LegitTorture 18

Monday 13 June 2016 20:26

Omg this totally sounds like Whelth by Slaiman's video

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Today, after my coworker bought coffee for me for the fifth time, I thanked him and asked him why. Apparently it's the only way to get me to shut up in the morning so he can get work done. FML

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Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML

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Today, I finished my first shift at my new summer job. I've only been working there for 6 hours and they already call me, "The blonde one". I made straight A's in my last semester of college. FML

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