Kids, Cars and Animals: Easy mistake

Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying, "Stay!" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying, "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said, "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML

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By Treats For Days - 19/07/2013 13:54 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

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Cool your boots, lady

By thebigpeezy - 27/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at Jiffy Lube, a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says, "Sicko." FML

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Awkward…

By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By me - 19/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

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MOVE!

By AHole - 21/11/2012 14:03 - United States - Grand Forks

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

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By Anon - 08/03/2012 11:53 - United States

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 22:00

Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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Mistaken identity

By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By Rebecca Palermo - 14/12/2020 11:03

Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML

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Riina_K 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:52

Who the hell would leave their mentally challenged child alone in the car?!

RNCftw 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:46

what kind of mother says "stay" to her child? i don't care if he's mentally challenged or not, you don't talk to him like he's a pet.

Comments

Riina_K 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:52

Who the hell would leave their mentally challenged child alone in the car?!

jonnyplayzaguita 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 8:30

yea thats a recipe for disastor

fml98kevin 4

Monday 4 July 2011 7:22

yeah really

purplexpinapple 11

Monday 25 March 2013 17:00

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InfamousRaider 15

Thursday 6 June 2013 7:18

Ok... Whatever

mat_sib 18

Monday 21 April 2014 11:45

#115 leaning disorder?

rinzlerkitty94 31

Saturday 13 February 2016 6:11

If she has to specify that, it means it's something more than a LEARNING disorder, you twat.

puffingdragons 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:53

Ouch

ugwmii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 6:59

Jesus Christ!!! u screwed up big time. get some damn glasses

caleb_9756 14

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:06

Obviously he didn't see the kid in the car at all

Lolrus 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:54

I would've thought the same thing. But, you should've kept your mouth shut XD also, I agree with #1.

jadedinjuly 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:54

ahahaha

mf_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:56

shit, dude.

Ef_Your_Life 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:57

THUG LIFE

puffingdragons 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:00

You should have said, "And apparently So Am I."

Jimboom 11

Friday 27 March 2009 10:11

Agree with #1 Not really a FML, just a the wrong thing to say but how were you to know?

RNCftw 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:46

what kind of mother says "stay" to her child? i don't care if he's mentally challenged or not, you don't talk to him like he's a pet.

Geicogecko 2

Thursday 6 January 2011 4:58

true statement

fml98kevin 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:04

i see what you mean, but the child obliously doesbt have something common, like autism. its probably something that completely stops their brain from developing. i know a few kids that go to my school that would need that kinda of treatment.

buffy999 11

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:49

Exactly!

Raven_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 11:02

Mentally challenged or not, you don't talk to your son like he's a dog. Not your fault at all, and why is she leaving her kid alone in the car anyway? Parenting fail on two counts.