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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 06:07 - United States

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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By Deety - 18/01/2017 08:11

Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML

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Let it out

By :-( - 17/07/2013 05:22 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML

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By Sad Sally - 24/04/2012 11:22 - United States

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

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By purpleskylight - 27/06/2012 05:29 - United States - Lexington

Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML

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By blah. - 05/04/2010 10:14 - Thailand

Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 19:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML

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By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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Emotional

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 1 December 2013 12:44

Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 1 December 2013 14:52

OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".

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aktail01 10

Monday 2 December 2013 1:55

You deserve a cookie

AnonymousUsers 14

Monday 2 December 2013 3:20

What did you say?

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Monday 2 December 2013 4:09

Actually, this is possible. If you're dealing with something that is a diffucult topic for the psychologist (for example, a bad memory) he/she can become emotional. This can be caused if the patient acts in an aggressive way towards the therapist.

khaoticpanda 28

Monday 2 December 2013 5:12

How did this get past the moderators?

khaoticpanda 28

Monday 2 December 2013 5:22

How did this get past the moderators?

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 2 December 2013 7:59

Shouldn't it be the other way around.

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 12:31

So don't peel onions during your appointment!

yerbduebeenehe 16

Monday 2 December 2013 14:54

I find this amusing.

JudgeComrade 17

Monday 2 December 2013 15:48

Was the psychologist crying or laughing too hard...?

Cr8zier 2

Monday 2 December 2013 18:37

you're my hero.

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