By SharkWeek - 27/10/2013 15:26 - United States - Wrightsville

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Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML
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happle 21

That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

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Misshhh 23

Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD

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happle 21

That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

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184886837272837 32

When the river runs red, take the dirt road

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Or maybe he decided to go straight up Braveheart and use his now bloody fingers to apply war paint on his face. That's what I would have done..

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TheCerealKiller 24

Sounds like a bloody awful situation, right?

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tjv3 10

I just threw up a lil in my mouth

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aoc123 8

I'm sure that fixed his memory problem reallyy fast

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summerguy97 16

I don't think it was his memory. I mean, a true knight gets a little blood on his sword every now and then right?

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lilhellian 26

109, Then move your watch out of the way :)

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unlucky_04 10

#2 - Awesome DP, you've got such pretty eyes :)

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A07 48

#150 it really brings out her personalitits :p

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Raesin 21

You know goldfish remember things for at least 6 months or longer right? Knowing that this FML makes no sense.

Soloman212 28

You know that it's an idiom for having bad memory, right? Knowing this, this FML makes perfect sense, even if it contains an inaccuracy. Don't be a smartass. The point of language is to communicate effectively, which this FML does. If you're too disconnected to understand that idiom because of your impressive and extensive knowledge in the field of marine life memory, then you're really not very smart at all.

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mcm_3 16

And did you know that the internet will remember you as a smartass without a sense of humor FOREVER?!?!

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MrSassypants 32

#41, actually, us Internet users won't remember he's a smartass forever; we have the memory of a goldfish.

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Cwizer 17

Best internet troll ever !!!

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kinsmas 18

So you'll forget him in 6 months? Hahaha

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

I would say the internet has a memory of around a month max, there is always new and exciting stuff to waste our lives on the internet!

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blowinkissies 9

#4 ~ Did you know that goldfish only can remember up to 30 seconds?

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JennyK1414 13

"Impressive and extensive knowledge in the field of marine life memory..." Hahaha best comment ever.

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Dallasluver19 14

Us Girls are the screwed ones with periods, being raped, sore boobs, giving birth, pregnancy, having to look good. What do guys have to do? Just stay out of our damn way when these things occur.

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Welshite 39

Please don't start another gender debate.

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theomg 2

OMG you're so right girls have it so hard!!

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Beepbeep7 14

I sometimes have feminist viewpoints but this is taking it too far.Even though I would never tell my husband this,guys go through a lot of shit too especially when women are on their periods.And as far as rape,there are many many men that have been raped or abused so you can't even use that.

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golden_warrior 23

We have issue as well. After certain age, we got hairs growing out of place that you would think is not possible. And guys get judged based on their looks as well. Plus, some guys get judge on the size of their penis. I'm not saying our situation is worse but we have our own issue as well.

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Pwn17 25

I am a feminist and I support gender equality, but just because women have issues 7, that doesn't mean men don't have any. Shut up.

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Jasmeent11 15

Guys can have it hard too! *hinthint* ahahhah

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beelee1988 13

I really hate when other girls complain about these things. I'm a girl, yes I complain when I'm on my period, but I don't feel like I have it harder than anyone else. I also hate when girls use their periods as an excuse to be bitches. PMS comes before you actually start pouring blood from your ******. After that, you're just a bitch.

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evan_7899 28

#31 Shut up you ignorant woman, its retards like you who make a bad image for your gender. So when men insult you and you go into a fit because you have it "so hard" think about men next time

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tranced_ 45

ok don't be so sexist.. I agree on some level girls suffer alot but guys face the same problems too! not all guys are like her husband and not all girls are angelic like you described so Chuck it!

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Misshhh 23

Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD

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zen1979 16

Love it!! Horatio'd

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raeepressley 12

( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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incoherentrmblr 21

Caught Red Handed in a Blue Balled room.

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timss4 19

Oh the simple perception of a woman

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