Geek: Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion...

By thatscreamerguy - 03/04/2012 11:11 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

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thatscreamerguy 3

Tuesday 3 April 2012 17:28

For anybody wondering, it was "Medieval 2 Total War" on very hard mode. I don't own a microphone, and don't play Call of Duty. Watching the Iberian peninsula falling to unstoppable Moorish hordes really tugs at the heartstrings though, y'know?

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missanderson813 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 15:59

At least you know if you're ever in real trouble, your neighbors got your back.

kylesgirlforever 12

Tuesday 3 April 2012 15:56

Lol C.O.D. rage!!!:D my bf is the same way

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Wednesday 24 June 2015 13:06

At least they love you ♡

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Dachie?!?!?

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