Miscellaneous: Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole...

By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Vandals!

By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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Renesaga 8

Friday 25 May 2012 23:01

Okay, here's the plan.. put on some new wipers, but rig them to electrocute the thief. That'll show him! Just.. make sure you don't touch them. Or get them wet. Okay, this is a bad idea, so never mind.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 25 May 2012 23:08

No one is stealing them. Your car is a transformer, and he hates the ones you buy for him, so every time you leave, he chucks them as far away as possible, then turns into a car again.

Comments

CharliesCool2084 8

Saturday 26 May 2012 14:25

Get a security camera and find out who the bastard is.

dselvagn 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 20:02

Windscreen?

AntonioMontana 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 7:51

Bitch, please. I'm Tony Montana!

minniemau53 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 21:29

I can't believe nobody has brought this up yet... Crows are stealing your wipers, not people. They like the rubber for their nests.

Bluemonster3 26

Sunday 27 May 2012 2:53

The culprit is a ninja o_o

Airhead3333 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 4:49

Who the hell calls it windscreen wipers? Its windshield

troublegum 21

Sunday 27 May 2012 9:14

In England which is the country that invented the English language and where it is spoken properly they are called windscreen wipers. However in your land you think you speak the English language because you have changed a few words and some spellings which i hate to break it to you does not really count as a language.

AntonioMontana 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 7:50

I steal windshield wipers when I snort powder..

pumpy2012 1

Sunday 27 May 2012 13:28

WINDSHEILD. Wipers

punchp 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 19:47

@ #112, in the states, it is called a windshield. In the UK however, it is called a Windscreen. Please check these things before you begin correcting people :)

Nthabz 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:22

@ #117 I was about to say the same thing here. Well, along the same lines. But even more importantly, make sure your spelling is correct before you begin correcting people. SHIELD...