By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
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Renesaga 8

Okay, here's the plan.. put on some new wipers, but rig them to electrocute the thief. That'll show him! Just.. make sure you don't touch them. Or get them wet. Okay, this is a bad idea, so never mind.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

No one is stealing them. Your car is a transformer, and he hates the ones you buy for him, so every time you leave, he chucks them as far away as possible, then turns into a car again.

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groupleader 7

They now have new wipers, they will not be back. Gotta give them credit, to make you replace the first pair, then come back and get the brand new ones, that is very clevet.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

How about you only put them on when you need to use them. You'll get a little wet but it beats the cost of replacing them all the time. You have a hater in your midst.

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Dominodev 3

Sounds like op needs to move...

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neilsc 8

Did you need them to "wipe" your tears away?

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SS 31

For those of you who don't know, windscreen is the english english word for the 'windsheild'

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ocramavaf 15

where the hell do you live that people would steal that, I mean I lived in a rough zone, I had my rims and tyres stolen but whispers, never, move out op move out if you can, just my two cents

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br0ccoli 14

Your neighbors are hardcore trolling.

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NailQueen2 7

Well he couldn't have gotten that far. Go after him!

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justlo7 0

I'm thinking this isn't the best area. Haha.

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Briiyahh 7

OMG I feel bad for you sorry!

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