"Yeah? At least I don't have a micro dick."

Oh no.. poor you.. what a horrible FML

Ahhh! Nothing like the refreshing greetings of long time not seen relatives! Makes you want to turn around a leave. Right!?!?

....and I see you still have the charm of a 1 legged hooker with a lisp.

"yeah and you look more like a rat so not much has changed"

You have said it perfectly "true brotherly love!"

This could be a relief or a scare depending on whether he’s a plumpa humpa, aka, a chubby chaser.

Now as the bigger of the two, you can finally eat your brother and become the even bigger only child.

At least people can tell you apart now?

Okay first thats a dick move. Secondly I have a twin bro and I'm bigger than him. But once he gained weight and got a beer gut I laughed so hard at every change I got. Funniest part is he knew I did too 😂😂😂