Intimacy and Kids: Today, we did icebreakers at a summer program. I'm really awkward...

By cperagui - 19/07/2018 19:00

Today, we did icebreakers at a summer program. I'm really awkward but I got paired with a really nice guy. I noticed his right hand was very soft, so I joked, "Do you only moisturize one hand?" Then I understood. Then he understood that I understood. We're partners all week. FML

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By Clueless - 21/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

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By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 14:53 - United States - Pekin

Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML

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By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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Team spirit

By annonymous - 06/04/2009 08:35

Today, I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes, "I must be the least experienced one here, I've never even kissed a guy!" Surprised, I said, "Me too!" and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:02

Well, the Ice sure is broken now. Lmao.

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:44

That would make for a very interesting product commercial.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 30 June 2018 16:46

Wait, I don't see what the prob... oh... ohhh... oh god! Eww! Eww eww eww! That's nasty! How the hell can he do it so often?! Burn it! Burn it to ash!

cperagui 18

Sunday 1 July 2018 9:11

like its fine that he does it but we had just met so it was really awkward lol

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 2 July 2018 2:44

So how did you address the elephant in the room?

cperagui 18

Saturday 7 July 2018 3:19

we just kind of left it lol it was quiet for a couple seconds then we moved on

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 19 July 2018 20:09

Pagan Min? He is the elephant in the room.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:02

Well, the Ice sure is broken now. Lmao.

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 19 July 2018 19:44

That would make for a very interesting product commercial.

Davros 12

Thursday 19 July 2018 21:30

(shakes his hand) So, I see you type left handed.

mint mochi 11

Thursday 19 July 2018 21:36

I don't understand? Can someone explain? 😂😂

Suzi_d16 27

Thursday 19 July 2018 22:02

He’s a wanker 😂😂

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 19 July 2018 22:28

this is very understanding

stranger_boy 7

Friday 20 July 2018 19:29

Well no this is not very understandable... if I understand well it is not that obvious. As most of Europeans I am not circoncised and do not need moisturiser... 😏