Love and Geek: Today, my girlfriend sent a text asking if I think she’s pretty....

By muscalata - 20/07/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend sent a text asking if I think she’s pretty. I replied "Yes, of course!" She then got mad and blocked me. Turns out she'd said "petty". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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Either/Or

By Confused - 09/05/2022 14:00

Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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thisisbutaname 38

Thursday 28 June 2018 9:21

Looks like you weren't wrong, after all.

real life problems 26

Friday 20 July 2018 1:36

Aww teenage 'love' is so cute

Comments

thisisbutaname 38

Thursday 28 June 2018 9:21

Looks like you weren't wrong, after all.

real life problems 26

Friday 20 July 2018 1:36

Aww teenage 'love' is so cute

xXOnlineDorkXx 2

Friday 20 July 2018 20:26

hey **** you. Teenage love is pure yo.

chubbear 14

Friday 20 July 2018 20:58

who tf said it was "teenage" to begin with??

real life problems 26

Saturday 21 July 2018 1:03

Pretty obvious that its teens

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 July 2018 2:51

Fork that birch! You don’t need that shirt!

MikuandKaito 24

Friday 20 July 2018 3:02

That's pretty petty.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Friday 20 July 2018 3:19

i would screenshot and show her next time you meet

real life problems 26

Friday 20 July 2018 5:35

Show her that she wrote petty and he read pretty? how would that help him

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Friday 20 July 2018 9:19

if he got the text which had the word pretty he could use that as evidence to let her realize he thought she said pretty not petty due to one bloody typo

Dariean Allen 8

Friday 20 July 2018 13:14

it would help him him because not only would he be able to point out that it was a mistake, but also show her that her answer is right there; blocking your partner over this is petty

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Friday 20 July 2018 9:21

he "LATER" found out meaning her phone probably autocorrected to pretty when she typed petty lots of you people are actually reading the fml

Lalala579121 27

Friday 20 July 2018 17:53

Phones don't auto correct after the texts have already sent... You do realize people can make mistakes right?

zuckerburg 21

Friday 20 July 2018 8:01

Well she did block you instead of continuing the conversation. I'd call that petty.

geekynerd88 10

Friday 20 July 2018 12:55

Autocorrect claims another victim.

Matthew Irmen 11

Friday 20 July 2018 14:05

Obviously she is petty. I'd pass and find a new girlfriend.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 July 2018 17:46

Tell her she doesn’t need to live like a refugee. That old Tom Petty reference will save your bacon like completing the Hail Mary pass as the clock runs out.