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By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

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Friday 29 April 2011 8:28

oh thats gotta "sting"!

largefoofighter 0

Friday 29 April 2011 9:04

I hate bees I'd rather listen to Rebecca black..... nah I'll take the bees

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rocketeer_97 1

Friday 29 April 2011 8:36

hey, that's a pretty good welcome home present.

dreamering 16

Friday 29 April 2011 8:37

Smoke them :)

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Friday 29 April 2011 11:35

how do you smoke bees wouldn't they sting your mouth.

TheRainKing 0

Friday 29 April 2011 14:02

@57 Bee keepers use smoke to put the bees in a sleep like state to collect honey. I don't think dreamering meant that you should literally smoke the bees. Jackass...

jaint 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 12:30

why smoke bees when you can smoke a little bit of jaint? =P

krystina_gee 2

Friday 29 April 2011 8:38

ohmygoodness. that really sucks I hate bees' they're scary.

Predental 5

Friday 29 April 2011 8:38

aww hell nawwwww!!

tigerarmychic 3

Friday 29 April 2011 8:38

ewwwww.

funktown 2

Friday 29 April 2011 8:40

welcome back to the real world :)

Rio_de_Fevereiro 0

Friday 29 April 2011 8:43

Hurray!!, you just won a trip to the hospital. /// O

cheskiiie 0

Friday 29 April 2011 8:44

damn those beez.

enonymous 8

Friday 29 April 2011 8:46

Smoke the weed you brought back from Jamaica and those bees won't care they will just be craving funions and red rope licorice and Nutella...

DarkHelmet 10

Friday 29 April 2011 21:12

LMFAO WIN!!!!!

taylorrswift 0

Friday 29 April 2011 9:10

How can you forget something like that before you're going on vacation!

forkbrother13 0

Friday 29 April 2011 17:00

just as easy as how i forgot to take the cerimonial nine inch serrated knife out of my pocket before i got on the airplane. you could say i had a once in a lifetime experience once they found out i had it